My life is basically spent trying to outsmart these two cats. They know how to get into drawers and cabinets. Have figured out how the thermostat works and how to turn it up. Know how to turn on my electric blanket when it’s really cold out and I have it plugged in.
Now? Nadia has figured out how to turn the faucet on in the bathroom. I watched her get in under the handle and push it up so the water turns on.
Meaning now I have to leave the bathroom door shut when I’m going to bed or leaving the house.
FFS. Nothing is safe around here. NOTHING.
11:06 pm • 17 April 2014 • 14 notes
Which breed did you choose for your starter, and what breed did the site make your second starter?
like, i made a mirror and got a fae. i’m just curious to see if there’s any relation between the chosen one and the random one
I made a guardian and I got a guardian.
Which confused me when people had different breed starters and I was like, where did you get the money to breed change it already?
Fae chosen and randomTundra.
My tundra was a double thistle, too.
I started with guardian and got a mirror. Still have them both, but the guardian is now a wildclaw.
started with a female guardian and got a male fae, still breed them both together to this day lmao
Started with a Guardian, got a female Mirror.
They’re a Coatl and a Wildclaw now.
I made a female mirror, got a male fae. I haven’t bothered breedchanging them.
I started with a Guardian, got another Guardian as my second.
8:18 pm • 17 April 2014 • 137 notes
Can someone please explain the origins of this ‘metaphor’ meme that has been all over my dash. I feel like I’ve missed something. Am I just not with the times anymore? Where did I leave my false teeth? Why don’t the kids ever call?
its from a new john green book or something?? about a character who is really fucking pretentious or omething and he buys a packet of cigarettes but doesnt smoke them because hes a cancer survivor w/o a leg or some shit and hes like
'see i bought them but i dont give them the power of smoking them' or some shit and some people realize its really hilariously pretentious as the character is supposed to be i guess but some people are like ohhhhhhhh thats so deep and meaningful and cool
I THINK ANYWAYS IM JUST PIECING TOGETHER WHAT I SEEN
Some people linked it to me in my comments and hoo boy, what an edge-of-the seat experience that was.
I guess this explains all the resurging loathing of John Green on my dash, too. I just didn’t question that one because it’s always warranted.
I don’t even know who John Green is.
7:43 pm • 17 April 2014 • 18 notes
Anonymous asked: Sansa is literally the worst character on Game of Thrones. The only reason she even wanted to marry Joffrey is because he was good looking and a Prince, which is just shallow. After she marries Tyrion she doesn't want to sleep with him because his physical appearance disgusts her, another shallow act. I literally do not understand why people like her character. Just because she can put up with abuse and horrible people doesn't overwrite all the horrible, selfish things she's done.
oh my, my first angry anon about a game of thrones, how exciting.
- sansa was raised her entire life to be a proper lady - to be a queen. i get that it’s ~easier~ to like characters like arya and brienne that go against gender norms, but women like that aren’t common in westeros, and they don’t last very long. getting married and having children are what women are expected to do. like god i don’t get why people shit on sansa for wanting to be a queen when that’s literally what she was raised for. and how was sansa supposed to know how terrible joffrey really was? it’s not as simple as sansa speaking out against him when he does something bad, like even ned says sansa has to take joffrey’s side “even when he’s wrong”. ALSO the fact that joffrey is attractive and charming and sansa has been raised with stories of gallant princes AND SHE’S 12…gosh i wonder why she fell so quickly for him
- sansa doesn’t want to have sex with tyrion because she’s a 12 year old child that was just sold into a marriage she didn’t consent to - to a man twice her age that’s currently at war with her family. tyrion’s appearance had nothing to do with it, on her wedding night:
“Look at him, Sansa told herself, look at your husband, at all of him, Septa Mordan said all men are beautiful, find his beauty, try.”
- lol she ‘puts up with abuse’. her first chapter in a clash of kings opens with her having to wear a gown with long sleeves to hide the bruises on her arms because joffrey sent his knights to beat her after robb is proclaimed king in the north. she’s stripped naked in front of joffrey’s court and beaten with a sword until she ‘loses count of the blows’. she repeatedly has to deal with her family members deaths being rubbed in her face and before her marriage to tyrion, she’s frequently reminded of how she could be killed at any second because of what her family does
like i literally do not understand how people don’t like sansa
Sansa is quite possibly one of the strongest, most underrated characters in Game of Thrones. That girl, who is 12 in the books and 14 in the TV series. Let me repeat that. Sansa is a 12 year old girl (14 in the TV series).
She watched her father as he was forced to confess to being a traitor to the crown. And then when she was sure he would be shown mercy, watched the prince (she was to marry!) order him executed. She had to endure Joffrey’s cruelty, both mentally and physically. She feared for her very life every day and had to tow the line lest they behead her too. She has no one she can trust. The one time she does trust someone with a secret, they tell someone and it ends up forcing her into a marriage with Tyrion. Who is a Lannister, no matter how kindly he treated her.
Because every Lannister that has ever seemed kind at some point has buried a dagger in her the second her back is turned. Why should Tyrion be any different?
Is he hideous to her? Of course he is. Tyrion is described multiple times as not being a sight to behold. And this is a 12 year old girl who dreamed of knights and chivalry and handsome princes and courtly ladies. Who lived under the banner of the Starks and grew up with her father’s lofty ideals. Ideals that, by the way, got him killed when he arrived in King’s Landing and his eldest daughter held as a hostage.
Edit: Also, she’s a 12 year old girl who was just married to a man at least twice her age (if not three times her age) who is part of the family that has tried to ruin her family and has killed several of them as well. She was prepared to marry Willis, who she knew was a cripple, and yet she wanted to marry him anyway because it got her out of King’s Landing. That’s really all she was thinking about, escaping the daily torment she was enduring. So fuck anyone who thinks she’s out of line for finding Tyrion less than beautiful.
And yet, she doesn’t break. She survives. She endures. She takes each blow that comes to her and somehow maintains hope that eventually things will change.
And I have a feeling they will. She’s a Stark, after all, and even if she lost her direwolf, Lady, she’s got feral blood in her veins. When the time comes, she’ll sink her teeth into the throats of those who’ve used her and caused her harm.
I’m just waiting for it gleefully.
7:29 pm • 17 April 2014 • 767 notes